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A lil video I did, inspired by obnoxious ads for game apps, by Cameo-purchased celebrity “testimonials”

#notactuallyanad #game #app #joesmith #satire #parody #giacomosordeal #royalmatch @royalmatch #jakeprando #wtf #humor #evony #cameo

Got kids?

Picture their faces. You love them, and want them to love you, even after you’re gone.

I’m 54. I remember a quaint old time when everyone agreed Nazis were evil. Not unfashionable or politically incorrect, but evil. People with Nazis in their family history hung their heads in shame at what their fathers did, or their mothers, grandparents, whatever. Their names were a blight, and would make their descendants wince when spoken. Those descendants carried a moral burden, and dreaded any conversations about family history.Imagine the pained expressions on their faces, their exhausted sigh when getting to know someone new and the subject of family comes up.

Now picture your kids’ faces again. Picture them carrying this burden. And *their* kids. And *theirs.* Really picture it, ideally while looking into your kids’ faces.

If you’re a Trump supporter, buckle up motherfucker, this is coming. Enjoy your legacy.

#trump #nazi #legacy

An alt (unaired) version of a CA Lottery spot I did years ago. Recently posted by director @riccantordirector (thanks!)

As the leaves have turned, and thoughts of sprinkled sugar cookies and cozy sweaters begin to form…Amy & I invite you to keep your desert elves at Comic Asylum in mind as you do your holiday shopping!

Not only do we have gobs of comic books (new & vintage), graphic novels, trade paperbacks, omnibusesess and all forms a comic can come in, we also carry scads of other merch & gifts featuring beloved pop culture franchises; Barbie, Stranger Things, Harry Potter, Disney, David Bowie, Star Wars, Wednesday, Bob Ross, Wizard of Oz, G.I. Joe, and just about anything you can think of.

We carry Little Golden Books, Funko Pops & other collectible figures,cards, journals, puzzles, coloring books, Mad Libs, games, lunch boxes, reading accoutrements like book bags, book marks, and socks that show off how much you love those books, and of course, candy.

We can also order ”normal people” books from Penguin/Random House publishing, so feel free to see what they have and we can make it happen.

If you are out of ideas but know basically what your loved one is into (say, a particular genre or franchise), give us a price point and any parameters, and we will put together the perfect custom package.

We are in the process of getting our online shop up and running, but it won’t be ready this year - Bah Humbug.BUT we are more than happy to be your personal shoppers and give you the best deal we can.

Why underwrite Jeff Bezos’ next astronaut fantasy when you could shop from a small independent business run by the coolest nerds in the Coachella Valley.

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It’s my favorite girl’s birthday today. She’s weird, she’s wonderful, she’s fun, and I am eternally grateful to have her ❤️🍌🎂🍷🐈🐈🐈🐈🐶🐶🧀🍦🍬😘🤪

Happy Rosh Hashanah & L’Shana Tova to all who celebrate, from my current self as well as my dorky little 13-year-old bar-mitzvah boy self

#lshanahtovah #happyroshhashanah #roshhashanah #nonazis #applesandhoney

Got my Two-Face on for Batman Day on Saturday

#harveydent #batman #batmanday

More art done on my phone while half-watching a show

More art done on my phone while half-watching a show

Some art I casually created on @freeform - that free app that came on my iPhone.

NFTs are available for purchase for millions of bitcoin or whatever.

Some art I casually created on @freeform - that free app that came on my iPhone.

NFTs are available for purchase for millions of bitcoin or whatever.

Some art I casually created on @freeform - that free app that came on my iPhone.

NFTs are available for purchase for millions of bitcoin or whatever.