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I’m coming home! Brisbane, Thursday May 28 at @goodchatcomedy - I’m very excited to bring this show to my favourite club in the country.
It’s about the importance of kindness in the face of catastrophe and the fact that pessimism and happiness are not mutually exclusive concepts. Link in bio.

Let’s get 7 million likes on this one shall we.
Shows are this week, use code RATKLUB to get 2 for 1 tickets. Link in bio.
#sydneycomedyfestival #comedy #paulblart #sydney

May 29, 30 and April 1 at the prime time of 9:30pm at the Factory Theatre. FFO handwritten signs that say “the end is nigh.”

May 29, 30 and April 1 at the prime time of 9:30pm at the Factory Theatre. FFO handwritten signs that say “the end is nigh.”

May 29, 30 and April 1 at the prime time of 9:30pm at the Factory Theatre. FFO handwritten signs that say “the end is nigh.”

May 29, 30 and April 1 at the prime time of 9:30pm at the Factory Theatre. FFO handwritten signs that say “the end is nigh.”

May 29, 30 and April 1 at the prime time of 9:30pm at the Factory Theatre. FFO handwritten signs that say “the end is nigh.”

My @sydneycomedyfestival shows are on sale now. This is a life affirming show about how good it is to be experiencing the least violent time in human history.

On March 23, comedy will be forever changed. A special Rat Klub event. Book now!

Proud to announce that I have not yet learned my lesson about pursuing stand up comedy & I WILL be bringing a new show to @sydneycomedyfestival & @goodchatcomedy this year.
3 nights in Sydney: April 29-May 1 (on sale now)
1 night in Brissie: May 28 (on sale not yet I don’t think).
Link in bio!

Episode 008: “Run” with @ryan.d.sim.

If you’re still looking for a New Year’s resolution, check this out.

You’ll find out why Ryan is better than me, his favourite Joel Edgerton movie, and what my drag name is.

When Ryan isn’t running slowly around Sydney you’ll find him at @ratklub_comedy.

auld lang syne feliz navidad hope u all drink a few small beers

auld lang syne feliz navidad hope u all drink a few small beers

auld lang syne feliz navidad hope u all drink a few small beers

auld lang syne feliz navidad hope u all drink a few small beers

auld lang syne feliz navidad hope u all drink a few small beers

Got some new headshots so I’m posting them here so promoters can screenshot them off Instagram instead of just messaging me for high res versions.
Extra special number 1 thank you to @realofficialpatrickfansau for the shots.

Got some new headshots so I’m posting them here so promoters can screenshot them off Instagram instead of just messaging me for high res versions.
Extra special number 1 thank you to @realofficialpatrickfansau for the shots.

Got some new headshots so I’m posting them here so promoters can screenshot them off Instagram instead of just messaging me for high res versions.
Extra special number 1 thank you to @realofficialpatrickfansau for the shots.

Got some new headshots so I’m posting them here so promoters can screenshot them off Instagram instead of just messaging me for high res versions.
Extra special number 1 thank you to @realofficialpatrickfansau for the shots.

Got some new headshots so I’m posting them here so promoters can screenshot them off Instagram instead of just messaging me for high res versions.
Extra special number 1 thank you to @realofficialpatrickfansau for the shots.

Comedy is so fucken easy all you gotta do is write an extremely elaborate 2 hour sketch, shave your moustache off live on stage, force your friend @kat_scott to do an interactive bit with @johnglover.net.au, and surround yourself with the absolute funniest cunts in the world. Merry non-denominational holiday time from @ratklub_comedy

Comedy is so fucken easy all you gotta do is write an extremely elaborate 2 hour sketch, shave your moustache off live on stage, force your friend @kat_scott to do an interactive bit with @johnglover.net.au, and surround yourself with the absolute funniest cunts in the world. Merry non-denominational holiday time from @ratklub_comedy

Comedy is so fucken easy all you gotta do is write an extremely elaborate 2 hour sketch, shave your moustache off live on stage, force your friend @kat_scott to do an interactive bit with @johnglover.net.au, and surround yourself with the absolute funniest cunts in the world. Merry non-denominational holiday time from @ratklub_comedy

Comedy is so fucken easy all you gotta do is write an extremely elaborate 2 hour sketch, shave your moustache off live on stage, force your friend @kat_scott to do an interactive bit with @johnglover.net.au, and surround yourself with the absolute funniest cunts in the world. Merry non-denominational holiday time from @ratklub_comedy

Comedy is so fucken easy all you gotta do is write an extremely elaborate 2 hour sketch, shave your moustache off live on stage, force your friend @kat_scott to do an interactive bit with @johnglover.net.au, and surround yourself with the absolute funniest cunts in the world. Merry non-denominational holiday time from @ratklub_comedy

Comedy is so fucken easy all you gotta do is write an extremely elaborate 2 hour sketch, shave your moustache off live on stage, force your friend @kat_scott to do an interactive bit with @johnglover.net.au, and surround yourself with the absolute funniest cunts in the world. Merry non-denominational holiday time from @ratklub_comedy

Comedy is so fucken easy all you gotta do is write an extremely elaborate 2 hour sketch, shave your moustache off live on stage, force your friend @kat_scott to do an interactive bit with @johnglover.net.au, and surround yourself with the absolute funniest cunts in the world. Merry non-denominational holiday time from @ratklub_comedy

Comedy is so fucken easy all you gotta do is write an extremely elaborate 2 hour sketch, shave your moustache off live on stage, force your friend @kat_scott to do an interactive bit with @johnglover.net.au, and surround yourself with the absolute funniest cunts in the world. Merry non-denominational holiday time from @ratklub_comedy

Comedy is so fucken easy all you gotta do is write an extremely elaborate 2 hour sketch, shave your moustache off live on stage, force your friend @kat_scott to do an interactive bit with @johnglover.net.au, and surround yourself with the absolute funniest cunts in the world. Merry non-denominational holiday time from @ratklub_comedy

Comedy is so fucken easy all you gotta do is write an extremely elaborate 2 hour sketch, shave your moustache off live on stage, force your friend @kat_scott to do an interactive bit with @johnglover.net.au, and surround yourself with the absolute funniest cunts in the world. Merry non-denominational holiday time from @ratklub_comedy

Imagine celebrating the most wonderful time of the year with us, your family.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.

I’m 40! And I have a watch!
For my actual birthday this year my delivery van broke down on New South Head Rd during peak hour AND I found out I have a cataract! But the rest of the year was nutso good, and I did get to celebrate my birthday a little early, before those two calamities. Thanks to all my beautiful friends for being so beautiful and friendly. My life is worth living because of you guys. Shout out to sweet angel wife @bianca.hrovat for literally everything.