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Procrasta what…
… do you put the pro in procrastination? Packing for your next trip is due, and you’ll do it tomorrow. That’s fine, just leave the bear spray at home and pack your electroshock hiking stick in your checked bag. Don’t put off making sure the device is secured against accidental activation.
The @nationalparkservice sent us a few friendly tips if you’re flying to one of their serene destinations for a hike:
“Most parks located in bear country or with bears, sell bear spray on site at gift shops, visitor centers, so you can usually purchase it after arrival without having to pack it on a plane. Nearby gateway towns often have outfitting shops or outdoor retailers that carry bear spray as well. Before leaving, you may be able to donate unused spray or drop off used canisters at park visitor centers or ranger stations. Keep in mind that some parks prohibit the possession or use of bear spray, (ex. Yellowstone, yes, Yosemite, no) so it’s important for visitors to always check park regulations around spray usage before their trip.”

Procrasta what…
… do you put the pro in procrastination? Packing for your next trip is due, and you’ll do it tomorrow. That’s fine, just leave the bear spray at home and pack your electroshock hiking stick in your checked bag. Don’t put off making sure the device is secured against accidental activation.
The @nationalparkservice sent us a few friendly tips if you’re flying to one of their serene destinations for a hike:
“Most parks located in bear country or with bears, sell bear spray on site at gift shops, visitor centers, so you can usually purchase it after arrival without having to pack it on a plane. Nearby gateway towns often have outfitting shops or outdoor retailers that carry bear spray as well. Before leaving, you may be able to donate unused spray or drop off used canisters at park visitor centers or ranger stations. Keep in mind that some parks prohibit the possession or use of bear spray, (ex. Yellowstone, yes, Yosemite, no) so it’s important for visitors to always check park regulations around spray usage before their trip.”

Procrasta what…
… do you put the pro in procrastination? Packing for your next trip is due, and you’ll do it tomorrow. That’s fine, just leave the bear spray at home and pack your electroshock hiking stick in your checked bag. Don’t put off making sure the device is secured against accidental activation.
The @nationalparkservice sent us a few friendly tips if you’re flying to one of their serene destinations for a hike:
“Most parks located in bear country or with bears, sell bear spray on site at gift shops, visitor centers, so you can usually purchase it after arrival without having to pack it on a plane. Nearby gateway towns often have outfitting shops or outdoor retailers that carry bear spray as well. Before leaving, you may be able to donate unused spray or drop off used canisters at park visitor centers or ranger stations. Keep in mind that some parks prohibit the possession or use of bear spray, (ex. Yellowstone, yes, Yosemite, no) so it’s important for visitors to always check park regulations around spray usage before their trip.”
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Intern’s shining moment…
Don’t let this flop, can’t retire yet but at least you can save some dough on TSA PreCheck. $20 off and it’s good for 5 years? That’s like 13 dollars per year. Take the W on this.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

They weren’t horsing around…
… they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.

Taco ‘bout a Tuesday travel win
…and yes, we’ve bean there, done that. Pack up those to-go tacos because your carry-on can be full of food if you’d like. Solid snacks always fly with us, although you’ll have to keep the guac to 3.4 oz or less (sorry). Lettuce not forget to mention that you can always text AskTSA at 275-872 to find out if your grub can go!

Do not C-3P-overthink…
… your next flight on the Millennium Falcon. Yoda know by now to keep your carry-on liquids under 3.4oz, remove items from your pockets before screening begins, and keep your snacks away from Jabba the Hutt.
Do you feel like getting answers to your tough travel questions is on a galaxy far, far away? Your lack of faith in our AskTSA team is disturbing. Reach out to our master travel Jedis by texting “FORCE” to 275-872. We promise this isn’t a trap.

Do not C-3P-overthink…
… your next flight on the Millennium Falcon. Yoda know by now to keep your carry-on liquids under 3.4oz, remove items from your pockets before screening begins, and keep your snacks away from Jabba the Hutt.
Do you feel like getting answers to your tough travel questions is on a galaxy far, far away? Your lack of faith in our AskTSA team is disturbing. Reach out to our master travel Jedis by texting “FORCE” to 275-872. We promise this isn’t a trap.

Do not C-3P-overthink…
… your next flight on the Millennium Falcon. Yoda know by now to keep your carry-on liquids under 3.4oz, remove items from your pockets before screening begins, and keep your snacks away from Jabba the Hutt.
Do you feel like getting answers to your tough travel questions is on a galaxy far, far away? Your lack of faith in our AskTSA team is disturbing. Reach out to our master travel Jedis by texting “FORCE” to 275-872. We promise this isn’t a trap.

Do not C-3P-overthink…
… your next flight on the Millennium Falcon. Yoda know by now to keep your carry-on liquids under 3.4oz, remove items from your pockets before screening begins, and keep your snacks away from Jabba the Hutt.
Do you feel like getting answers to your tough travel questions is on a galaxy far, far away? Your lack of faith in our AskTSA team is disturbing. Reach out to our master travel Jedis by texting “FORCE” to 275-872. We promise this isn’t a trap.

Do not C-3P-overthink…
… your next flight on the Millennium Falcon. Yoda know by now to keep your carry-on liquids under 3.4oz, remove items from your pockets before screening begins, and keep your snacks away from Jabba the Hutt.
Do you feel like getting answers to your tough travel questions is on a galaxy far, far away? Your lack of faith in our AskTSA team is disturbing. Reach out to our master travel Jedis by texting “FORCE” to 275-872. We promise this isn’t a trap.

Do not C-3P-overthink…
… your next flight on the Millennium Falcon. Yoda know by now to keep your carry-on liquids under 3.4oz, remove items from your pockets before screening begins, and keep your snacks away from Jabba the Hutt.
Do you feel like getting answers to your tough travel questions is on a galaxy far, far away? Your lack of faith in our AskTSA team is disturbing. Reach out to our master travel Jedis by texting “FORCE” to 275-872. We promise this isn’t a trap.

Do not C-3P-overthink…
… your next flight on the Millennium Falcon. Yoda know by now to keep your carry-on liquids under 3.4oz, remove items from your pockets before screening begins, and keep your snacks away from Jabba the Hutt.
Do you feel like getting answers to your tough travel questions is on a galaxy far, far away? Your lack of faith in our AskTSA team is disturbing. Reach out to our master travel Jedis by texting “FORCE” to 275-872. We promise this isn’t a trap.

don’t swipe
wait, let us guess… you’re just thinking about it you’re not going to do it, OH… YOU DID IT
whether you’re chronically online, offline, or in line (probably not if you have TSA PreCheck) saving money is the hottest trend, so $20 dollars off is here for those who usually know what’s trending. travelers with aura (30 and under) can find the link in our IG story

don’t swipe
wait, let us guess… you’re just thinking about it you’re not going to do it, OH… YOU DID IT
whether you’re chronically online, offline, or in line (probably not if you have TSA PreCheck) saving money is the hottest trend, so $20 dollars off is here for those who usually know what’s trending. travelers with aura (30 and under) can find the link in our IG story
Officially on the retirement tour!
K9 Kayra last day reporting for duty. This beautiful Dutch Shepard started her career at ATL but has since sniffed countless suitcases and deep dishes at ORD. She’s ready to settle into retirement with all her new toys, but no tennis ball could ever be as exciting as her favorite Kong toy. Now for her next journey into retirement… finally sniffing out who has the best pizza in Chicago!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Happy Valentine’s Day,
From our K9s to you!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Happy Valentine’s Day,
From our K9s to you!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Happy Valentine’s Day,
From our K9s to you!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Happy Valentine’s Day,
From our K9s to you!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Happy Valentine’s Day,
From our K9s to you!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Happy Valentine’s Day,
From our K9s to you!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Happy Valentine’s Day,
From our K9s to you!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Happy Valentine’s Day,
From our K9s to you!

Canine Cupids?
They always say, the nose knows. Ok… so maybe they’re better at security than they are at matchmaking, but they can still smell love in the air! Our pups love seeing everyone at the airport, but no pets please. Distractions make it harder for everyone to work, our fluffy floofer sleuthers included. You might not be able to love on our dogs, but you can still send their love to your sweetheart!
XOXO (licks & sniffs),
TSA K9s

Canine Cupids?
They always say, the nose knows. Ok… so maybe they’re better at security than they are at matchmaking, but they can still smell love in the air! Our pups love seeing everyone at the airport, but no pets please. Distractions make it harder for everyone to work, our fluffy floofer sleuthers included. You might not be able to love on our dogs, but you can still send their love to your sweetheart!
XOXO (licks & sniffs),
TSA K9s

Canine Cupids?
They always say, the nose knows. Ok… so maybe they’re better at security than they are at matchmaking, but they can still smell love in the air! Our pups love seeing everyone at the airport, but no pets please. Distractions make it harder for everyone to work, our fluffy floofer sleuthers included. You might not be able to love on our dogs, but you can still send their love to your sweetheart!
XOXO (licks & sniffs),
TSA K9s

Canine Cupids?
They always say, the nose knows. Ok… so maybe they’re better at security than they are at matchmaking, but they can still smell love in the air! Our pups love seeing everyone at the airport, but no pets please. Distractions make it harder for everyone to work, our fluffy floofer sleuthers included. You might not be able to love on our dogs, but you can still send their love to your sweetheart!
XOXO (licks & sniffs),
TSA K9s

Canine Cupids?
They always say, the nose knows. Ok… so maybe they’re better at security than they are at matchmaking, but they can still smell love in the air! Our pups love seeing everyone at the airport, but no pets please. Distractions make it harder for everyone to work, our fluffy floofer sleuthers included. You might not be able to love on our dogs, but you can still send their love to your sweetheart!
XOXO (licks & sniffs),
TSA K9s
Olympic moments…
… but make them airport style!
If you’re snowing for travel gold, our brrr-illiant team at AskTSA can get you on the podium. Send your questions to them by texting “MEDAL” to 275-872 to get started.
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