Shoutout fake grass for protecting me from wasabi
#fakegrass #sushi #takeout #solange
I gotta rescue a maiden just to view my paystubs!!!
#twofactorauthentication #cybersecurity #tech #rumplestiltskin

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
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Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
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Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
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Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
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Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
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Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
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Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
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Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍
Me when I don’t do my morning pages and capitalism wins
#artist #comedian #actor #writer

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel
And then it’s a picture of something that snuck onto earth and you’re like aww so cute bestie
#dating #friends #girlcode

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.
Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛
Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.
Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛
Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.
Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛
Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.
Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛
Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.
Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛
Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.
Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛
Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.
Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛
Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.
Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛
Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.
Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛
Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.
Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛
Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Chicago! We have an incredible stand-up comedy showcase coming your way next week! For One Night Only catch @ashmayers @jeuellcomedy @adammanno @blablameyer @wherestrist @xtomcattx @juannyarellano @andiewonna all on one stage bringing you the very best they have!
Stars & Garters is thrilled to have this roster of comics from all over the country (plus some Chicago natives), representing a wide spectrum of perspectives you won't hear anywhere else.
Tickets are $12 pre-sale and $15 at the door, so round up your friends, and lock your admission down now!
Ticket link at starsandgarterstheater.com.
like semi formal is too vague :’))))
#partiful #parties #rsvp #afterparty
Shoutout decorative lettuce y’all keep them from getting soggy and sliding around on the plate
#lettuce #halfoffapps #mozzarellasticks
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